Our teddy is the wrong colour!
No sooner had we attempted to increase our understanding of the HairyMammals of Earth, by getting our very own teddy bear - Tolerant Teddy. I know it's potty to give it a name, but we're training to be humanoid, okay?
Where was I? Oh yes - we discovered this news item which has further undermined our limited confidence in matters humanoid:
A British woman has been arrested after running into a crowded marketplace with a teddy bear concealed under her coat. "It was strapped to her body in a most subversive manner," explained PC Mandellsonn.
The town centre was evacuated and all state resources diverted from the fight against global environmental catastrophe, people trafficking, escalating drug abuse and social decay to deal with the emergency.
A spokesperson said "Some people have no sense of social responsibilty. Some of them can't even spell it."
The British Labour Party has formally protested that the teddy was not red.
The British Conservative Party has formally protested that the teddy was not blue.
The British Other Party has formally protested that the teddy was not their colour, adding they are still debating what colour this should be.
The B.N.P. has informally protested that the teddy was not wearing a union flag.
The Anglican Church has politely protested that the teddy, which was in very close proximity to the lady, was not wearing a condom.
The Catholic Church has even more politely protested that the teddy, which was in very close proximity to the lady, was wearing a condom.
An Irish bystander swears that he heard the teddy refer to him as 'Paddy'.
An English bystander swears that the teddy looked at him in a funny way, and is prepared to vouch for Paddy's tale, provided Paddy will vouch for his.
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3 comments:
Did I mention that we are puzzled? The ads are now for microwavable teddy bears - bliss!
Tail? Gnomes i has no tail and knows nothing a micro or macro waves i doon't. Even in me drunken stupors I's never thot meself to have a tail.
Tis sad i am to be sayin that yer story are too true these days.
No wonders i loves me drink!
Paddy
no wonder indeed. I'm sure it loves you too, Paddy
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